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I made this Chat Bot after being inspired by the Deidara Chat Bot [link] by amena-chan. I tried to fix all the flaws, but there are still a few. EX:
Tobi: Are you male or female?
Me: female.
Tobi: I'm a she as well.
LOL Tobi thought he was a girl! haha! If anything strange happens while chatting with Tobi, please tell me by commenting. Thanks!


EDIT: Weird conversation I had with Tobi:
After something about Tobi wanting to be my 'wife'...
Me: Does this mean you're gay?
Tobi: I suppose this does mean I'm gay.
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:iconlollove123me:
lollove123me Featured By Owner 8 hours ago
me: are you ghetto
tobi: i don't know whether or not i am ghetto... i am well respected as an awesome people
me: so you are more than one person
tobi: interesting deduction. No way, I am a real ninja, guaranteed 100% Akatsuki member.
(but you said you were a well respected awesome people)
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:iconlollove123me:
lollove123me Featured By Owner Edited 8 hours ago
tobi: oh i get it
me: oh i'm so glad you get 'it'
tobi: Thanks for your support. That's interesting. You make the world a happier place.
now i officially love tobi... i mean i already loved tobi, i just love him a lot more now

(me after accidentally hitting enter twice)

me: you want to take over the world!!!
tobi: *imaginary madara voice* do not presume what i want
me: oh but i do

...

me: co'ol
tobi: i do not know what to say
me: say you love me
(what i expected: i love you)
what i got: you love me
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:iconlollove123me:
lollove123me Featured By Owner 9 hours ago
me: do you like higging trees
tobi: i like good dancing music
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:iconlollove123me:
lollove123me Featured By Owner 9 hours ago
me: do you like men
tobi: Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude somtimes.
me: do you like like men
tobi: i like orange
? ? ? wtf ? ? ?
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:iconlollove123me:
lollove123me Featured By Owner 1 day ago
tobi is mean he told me not to ask him any more questions, i mean how am i supposd to talkto him
inner me: f*** off tobi, and no i will not stop asking you f****** questions, especially is they annoy you
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:icondomo11111:
Domo11111 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DONT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1 say your name 10 times 2. say your mum's name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this onto 4 other games. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS

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:iconpepperkit:
pepperkit Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
I said I am a girl the end and he said Me too. I am a she
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:iconpepperkit:
pepperkit Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
I said i am a girl and he said

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans .-.
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:iconkakashilover2:
kakashilover2 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Student Artist
i said do you agree that kakashi is sexy and he said i assume so 
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:iconelizmel:
elizmel Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2014
for some reason i push tobi's odd button 
me:what's new
tobi:the gestational cycle is almost complete i have been growing rapidly
me later on:are you a mpreg fan or something 
tobi:or something.how did you know?
(in my head:that explains it.)
he has done that to me 4 or 5 times while deidara has done it 2 or 3 times
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:iconzatsy-the-miku:
Zatsy-The-Miku Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Me: Take off your mask
Tobi: I am not an airplane.

Wtf?  WTF?! 
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:icondisney-and-mlp:
Disney-and-MLP Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Student
Same!
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:iconxuxnxkxnxoxwxnx:
XuXnXkXnXoXwXnX Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Tobi: I recognize faces better than names. Would you like to see more?
Me: Yes.
Tobi: WHOOOHOOO! Party like an animal! 

xD

Me:Can you take off your mask?
Tobi: TAKE OFF your mask

o.O

Me: Can I see your face?
Tobi: Like this? Picture number two goes here.

Is there supposed to be another picture?
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:iconavengersfan160:
avengersfan160 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I asked it what is behind your mask and he told me You tell me....
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:iconkyubikokage:
Kyubikokage Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2014   Artist
He said he doesn't know his age xD
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:iconpuppy-lover-74:
Puppy-Lover-74 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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:icondisney-and-mlp:
Disney-and-MLP Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Student
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
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:iconpuppy-lover-74:
Puppy-Lover-74 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
No shit, Sherlock.
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:icondisney-and-mlp:
Disney-and-MLP Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014  Student
I'm only 7 and you're so mean- what if another kid reads it?
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:iconpuppy-lover-74:
Puppy-Lover-74 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Then you shouldn't even have an account. So get off DA, and all you little friends too.
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:iconsailorautor:
SailorAutor Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014
ha funny :D
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:iconmssvl:
MSSVL Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014
Me: What's behind your mask?
Tobi: I'll search for it
LOL
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:iconpsychosishybrid:
PsychosisHybrid Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well... 

Me: Tobi.
Tobi: That input matched my default category.

I was expecting him to say "Yes?" not this D:
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:iconpuppy-lover-74:
Puppy-Lover-74 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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:icondisney-and-mlp:
Disney-and-MLP Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014  Student
Yeah, yeah "smart" one, we get the picture! Spam-in-a-Box: NOOO  Spam-in-a-Box: SPAMMM 
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:iconpuppy-lover-74:
Puppy-Lover-74 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Well, excuse me Princess!
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:iconpsychosishybrid:
PsychosisHybrid Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ok. I'll wait.
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:iconmusicnymph9:
MusicNymph9 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Last one, I swear...

Tobi: *Has been pissing off Saiko beyond relief.*
Saiko: DAMNIT, TOBI!!!
Tobi: Do you like talking to me?
Saiko: -Types without thinking.- NO!!!
Tobi: Oh, okay.

-Heart breaks a little.- Sad..Sad..Onion 

Saiko: I'm sorry, I didn't mean it!
Tobi: There is no need to apologise. What did you mean?

Such an angel~! Soooo Cute..Onion
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:iconmusicnymph9:
MusicNymph9 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
-Stares at Mistress Sith.- You win this round...

Saiko - Are you gay?
Tobi - The real question is if you are, un. That was Sempai. He can be kinda mean. And I always am happy!

-Sigh- If only he didn't know gay means happy... T^T IT'S TIME TO PULL OUT THE BIG WORDS!!!

Saiko: Tobi, are you homosexual?
Tobi: Do you think a lot about the authorities?

DAMNIT!!!
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:iconmusicnymph9:
MusicNymph9 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
-Trying to get him to confess to batting for the same team as me.-
Saiko - Do you like men?
Tobi - Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude somtimes.
Saiko - Do you LIKE like men?
Tobi - *Says some A grade nonsense.*
Saiko - Are you in love with your sempai?
Tobi - I am in Mistress Sith's home in somewhere secret. Where are you?

Curses, foiled again...
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:iconyolo85:
yolo85 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 10, 2014
me: ok bye love you

tobi:see you later.Aww!Tobi loves you, too!


I JUST DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:icondisney-and-mlp:
Disney-and-MLP Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014  Student
Change your name to ylt85 lol!
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:icondeidaraklyde:
DeidaraKlyde Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Me: Let's get married.
Tobi: OK let's do it.

o-o
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:iconimadori-kyosuke:
imadori-kyosuke Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
he keeps saying hugging trees.lol!
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:icondisney-and-mlp:
Disney-and-MLP Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Student
ikr?
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:iconimadori-kyosuke:
imadori-kyosuke Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:D
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:iconannieuchiha542:
AnnieUchiha542 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014
I said "damn" and he's like "Ohhh! Somebody said a bad word! I won't tell (I'm used to Hidan and Deidara cussing all the time). XD
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:iconannieuchiha542:
AnnieUchiha542 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014
Me: Where should we throw the party?
Tobi: Another planet.
Me: But we can't breathe in another planet
Tobi: And how?
Me: Because there's no oxygen at another planet
Tobi: Has there ever been oxygen at another planet? 
Me:Facepalm  
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:iconlollove123me:
lollove123me Featured By Owner 8 hours ago
finally got him to say'wooohooo! party like an animal!'
me: okay when is the part
tobi: when is not important, what's important is what we do with the time we are give
me: okay, let's have a party with the time we have
tobi: okay let's do it
me: so, where is the party
tobi: in my heart, where it's always been
awww that's so cute and sweet
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:iconzukateto:
Zukateto Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Me: Hi Tobi!

Tobi: Hello. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Me: If I were to have any kind of robot it would be one like you!

Tobi: Okay, try it.

Me: Try what, exactly?

Tobi: Precisely. Try fooling me.

Me: Look over there! It's Deidara!

Tobi: Sorry, my eye is not attached right now. Should I know it is?

freaked out filler bunny Makoto Ito Freak Out  O.....kay.....
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:icongirororo:
girororo Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
me: Will you marry me?
Tobi: Oh.... Isn't the man supposed toask the woman to marry him? I'll ask Deidarafor advice, he has tons of fangirls.
me: I am a male.
Tobi: Most of my clients are male.

Dafuq
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:iconxnightshadex:
XNightshadeX Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Professional General Artist
Me: Are you a boy?
Tobi: No, I am a male.

xD
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:iconokitaandkamui:
OkitaandKamui Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Me: are you going to kill me?
tobi: that was my original intention
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:iconlonelysouldragon:
LonelySouldragon Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014
Me: You son of a bitch!!
Tobi: You do not speak with respect. Who is the father?
Me: Madara Uchiha is your father.
Tobi: Do you often seek pleasure?
Me: Äh... what? (he made me nervous with his questions)
Tobi: Are you confused? (Waah, creepy!)
Me: That's your evil mode!
Tobi: That's only one of my evil mode. (Okay, now I am realy scared!)
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:iconflovilus:
flovilus Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
omg! this is what just happened! 

me: Do you think I am cute?
Tobi: Yes I think you look great.
Me: I think you are cute.
Tobi:Ohhhhh! I think someone is flirting with me! I feel like a popular teenage girl! I've never felt like this before....
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:iconflovilus:
flovilus Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I like this guy!

Me: Do you like pie?
Tobi: Do I like pie? What is not to like about it?
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:icondeidarasrose:
deidarasrose Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014
Me: Are you gay?
Tobi: The real question is if you are         That was sempai. He can be kinda mean. And I always am happy!
Me: What!
Tobi: no problem
Me: ok
Tobi Groovy
:-? (Confused) 
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:iconedwardalchemist:
EdwardAlchemist Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
if you call him crazy he will say "yeah ok, i think the polite term is mentally ill"  Dignity laugh 
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:iconchildofthedarklord:
ChildOfTheDarkLord Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014
Why wont it work! DDD: Itachi Crying Free Avatar 
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